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Dave-A-Paloozafarian

The Ten Commandments

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1. Thou shalt stay fully clothed at all times. (Except when thou art relieving thyself in private designated areas.)

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2. Thou shalt remember; this is a family event and to act accordingly.

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3. Thou shalt not fight with your fellow Dave-a-Paloozafarians.    Stayeth cool bro.

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4. Thou shalt bring plenty of water, chairs, and or money.

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5. Thou shalt NOT bring in outside beer or alcohol. (Helpeth us to stay free.   We’ve got plenty of beer here.)

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6. Thou shalt cleaneth up after thyself.

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7. Thou shalt have a great time!

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8.  Thou shalt   NOT     blameth   us for anything.

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9. Though shalt never draw attention to the fact that there are NOT 10    commandments.